What is Marriage???

I found this little thing - kind of poking fun at marriage...but in some sense, you can truly see the truth in these words (sad, but true)...

WHAT IS MARRIAGE?

1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence - a life sentence.

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor, and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak, and the NEIGHBORS listen.

6. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying.

7. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

8. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

9. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

10. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

11. Confucius says: a woman who sinks into a man's arm soon, will soon have her arms in the man's sink.

12. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

13. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

14. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They can't face each other, but they still stay together.

15. Marriage is when man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

16. "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was Always."

17. It's not true that married men live longer than single men,It only seems longer.

18. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

19. A man was complaining to a friend: "I HAD IT ALL - MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE." "WHAT HAPPENED?" asked his friend. He says "MY WIFE FOUND OUT."

20. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lights on.

21. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: "AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?" The other replied, "YES, I AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN."

22. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

23. No matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

24. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received two hundred forty eight letters, and they all said YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

25. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is...

ONE WAY
-Hillsong-

"I lay my life down at Your feet
Cause You're the only one I need
I turn to You and You are always there

In troubled times it's You I seek
I put You first that's all I need
I humble all I am all to You

One way
Jesus
You're the only one that I could live for
One Way
Jesus
You're the only one that I could live for

You are always, always there
Every how and everywhere
Your grace abounds so deeply within me

You will never ever change
Yesterday today the same
Forever till forever meets no end

You are the Way the Truth and the Life
We live by faith and not by sight for You
We're living all for You"

Don't you just love this song???

Updates

I am sick. Hm...not a nice thing...but...on the plus side...I have updated all 3 links (freetalk, poems and this one)!!! LOL...I guess that is what one does when one is sick.

So now, no one can complain that I havent been updating. Because I have.

Tina's birthday dinner part 3

The last lot of 'people photos' from last night:

Xtine and Lucy.

Jun, Sherry, Tina.

Tina and her cakes.

Tina (with half a cake), myself and Xtine.

Group shot, minus Xtine who was behind the camera.

Tina's birthday dinner part 2

More photos...this time I'll post photos of people.
Xtine's getting good at taking candid shot at people - we have some very funny and memorable photos! See below for futher explanation:

...hehehe...look at xtine's face!

A candid of Lucy and myself eating cake.

Tina eating cake.

Jun & Sherry (the "adorable"!~) - candid. Jun's tongue is sticking out...cute.

Tina and Xtine 'feeding' each other cake. Apparently there were 2 people sitting at the bar section of Celcius laughing at them when they took this photo.

Tina's birthday dinner

Went for Tina's birthday dinner last night...we had stonegrill at Celcius...and boy did we eat a lot. Ahem...like 2 whole birthday cakes to be exact. We were saying that Tina ate what amounted to one whole cake by herself (AND SHE NEVER GAINS ANY WEIGHT - What I'd give to be like her), and Xtine ate what amounted to around half a cake. LOL. By the end of the high we were all sugar high! Anyway...here are some photos:

One of Tina's cakes.

A candid shot of Tina & myself that Xtine took.

My dinner.


The'remains' of the two cakes.

Got this forward yesterday...Have a laugh!



> Did you see this?
> We all know that women have been held back and underpaid in the
> workplace.
>
> Edge Designs is an all women run company that designs interior office
> space.
>
> They had a recent opportunity to do an office project in NYC. The client
> allowed
> the women of this company a free hand in all design aspects. The client
> was a
> company that was also run by all women execs.............The
> result............well.......
>
> We all know that men never talk ..never look at each other....and never
> laugh much
> in the restroom....The men's room is a serious and quiet
> place............But now ...
> with the addition of one mural on the wall......lets just say the men's
> restroom is a p
> lace of laughter and smiles...